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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2017 21:10:32 GMT
Where do people pee though. Bookies are good for me, but others.
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Post by andrew111 on Feb 19, 2017 21:10:54 GMT
Well, we've all been there haven't we? Haven't we? Long delivery round; cold day; need a wee. BUT, some advice: 1. Don't pee on somebody's house wall; 2. If observed, apologise profusely and leave immediately; 3. Don't ... DON'T ... try to force your way into a pensioner's bungalow. And, if you've recently had surgery which affects your bladder, stay writing envelopes in the committee room. 4. Go to the pub. 5. Remove your rosette and hold the leaflet from another party you filched out of a letterbox up to the CCTV cameras! |
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Post by finsobruce on Feb 19, 2017 21:21:16 GMT
5. Remove your rosette and hold the leaflet from another party you filched out of a letterbox up to the CCTV cameras! Ah, just like the old (apocryphal) story of the canvasser who, too late, realised that the squidy path he was walking on was actually newly laid and when faced with the wrath of the householder at the door asking which party he was from - named his opponents.... |
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Post by finsobruce on Feb 19, 2017 21:22:57 GMT
Has any political party ever received universal welcome in a parliamentary constituency? I suspect only in the days of free election beer bribery, in an uncontested rotten borough |
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Post by gwynthegriff on Feb 19, 2017 21:36:54 GMT
Snell has published his Plan for the Potteries - what he's going to do in his first 100 days: a Brexit Deal for Ceramics, a Housing Summit, meetings with Ministers ...
So why can't the (Labour) MPs for North, South and Newcastle put this in hand?
Why haven't they already ...
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Post by Devil Wincarnate on Feb 19, 2017 21:45:41 GMT
Snell has published his Plan for the Potteries - what he's going to do in his first 100 days: a Brexit Deal for Ceramics, a Housing Summit, meetings with Ministers ... So why can't the (Labour) MPs for North, South and Newcastle put this in hand? Why haven't they already ... A deal for ceramics? Is he going to force people to buy dinner services? Or will I now have a minimum spend when I go to see Emma Bridgwater? |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2017 21:49:41 GMT
Snell has published his Plan for the Potteries - what he's going to do in his first 100 days: a Brexit Deal for Ceramics, a Housing Summit, meetings with Ministers ... So why can't the (Labour) MPs for North, South and Newcastle put this in hand? Why haven't they already ... A deal for ceramics? Is he going to force people to buy dinner services? Or will I now have a minimum spend when I go to see Emma Bridgwater? He must be a huge fan of the BBC's"Great Pottery Throwdown" |
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Post by gwynthegriff on Feb 19, 2017 21:52:53 GMT
A deal for ceramics? Is he going to force people to buy dinner services? Or will I now have a minimum spend when I go to see Emma Bridgwater? He must be a huge fan of the BBC's"Great Pottery Throwdown" Funny you should say that ... He tweeted along the lines of "just a GBBO rip-off" when he was just a Newcastle councillor. "A great showcase for our industry" (paraphrased) now he's a Stoke candidate. |
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Post by gwynthegriff on Feb 19, 2017 21:53:56 GMT
Just seen iainbhx in a photo from the campaign. He was SITTING DOWN! Get out there leafleting!  |
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Post by andrew111 on Feb 19, 2017 21:54:02 GMT
A deal for ceramics? Is he going to force people to buy dinner services? Or will I now have a minimum spend when I go to see Emma Bridgwater? He must be a huge fan of the BBC's"Great Pottery Throwdown" [b A smashing show!! |
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Post by Devil Wincarnate on Feb 19, 2017 21:56:01 GMT
He must be a huge fan of the BBC's"Great Pottery Throwdown" Funny you should say that ... He tweeted along the lines of "just a GBBO rip-off" when he was just a Newcastle councillor. "A great showcase for our industry" (paraphrased) now he's a Stoke candidate. Has he used the phrase "OUR NATIONAL POTTERY SERVICE OF WHICH WE ARE ALL VERY PROUD?" |
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Post by andrew111 on Feb 19, 2017 21:58:32 GMT
Did you hear Paul Nuttall was on GBBO once?
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Post by Arthur Figgis on Feb 19, 2017 21:59:46 GMT
Snell has published his Plan for the Potteries - what he's going to do in his first 100 days: a Brexit Deal for Ceramics, a Housing Summit, meetings with Ministers ... So why can't the (Labour) MPs for North, South and Newcastle put this in hand? Why haven't they already ... Is the Brexit Deal for Ceramics something to do with selling to Greek weddings? |
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Post by Merseymike on Feb 19, 2017 22:03:57 GMT
5. Remove your rosette and hold the leaflet from another party you filched out of a letterbox up to the CCTV cameras! Ah, just like the old (apocryphal) story of the canvasser who, too late, realised that the squidy path he was walking on was actually newly laid and when faced with the wrath of the householder at the door asking which party he was from - named his opponents.... Reminds me of canvassing a woman who shrieked at me ' I hate the Labour Party. You broke up my marriage. She continued to shriek at me as I walked back down the path. She then slammed the door very angrily and the entire glass panels in the entire top part of the door shattered! |
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Post by right on Feb 19, 2017 22:11:13 GMT
Ah, just like the old (apocryphal) story of the canvasser who, too late, realised that the squidy path he was walking on was actually newly laid and when faced with the wrath of the householder at the door asking which party he was from - named his opponents.... Reminds me of canvassing a woman who shrieked at me ' I hate the Labour Party. You broke up my marriage. She continued to shriek at measures I walked back down the path. She then slammed the door very angrily and the entire glass panels in the entire top part of the door shattered! Did you put her down as a Possible? |
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Post by Sibboleth on Feb 19, 2017 22:12:04 GMT
Adding to her list another reason to hate the Labour Party presumably. Broke her door as well. Bastards.
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Post by Merseymike on Feb 19, 2017 22:13:03 GMT
Reminds me of canvassing a woman who shrieked at me ' I hate the Labour Party. You broke up my marriage. She continued to shriek at measures I walked back down the path. She then slammed the door very angrily and the entire glass panels in the entire top part of the door shattered! Did you put her down as a Possible? I always put them down as No unless they say Yes. Though I did wonder whether her husband had run off with the branch secretary or something. |
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Post by gwynthegriff on Feb 19, 2017 22:15:57 GMT
UK Gold is currently showing Blackadder III : The Dunny-on-the-Wold byelection.
Just been watching Baldrick's nomination paper being completed.
Even he could get his home address correct.
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Post by gwynthegriff on Feb 19, 2017 22:17:21 GMT
Reminds me of canvassing a woman who shrieked at me ' I hate the Labour Party. You broke up my marriage. She continued to shriek at measures I walked back down the path. She then slammed the door very angrily and the entire glass panels in the entire top part of the door shattered! Did you put her down as a Possible? My colleague Ray would have. |
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Post by gwynthegriff on Feb 19, 2017 22:26:48 GMT
Mr Hanna: How long have you lived in this constituency?
Mr Blackadder: Since last Wednesday.
MATWSIJ
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